Floating love…
Warning: this blog contains some explicit ‘adult scenes’; no children allowed!
It’s the happy season for toads again… Now these brown pimply guys are all horny as hell and desperately seaking for a partner. But needy as they are, and not very clever or maybe in need of glasses, they will try and hump on everything they encounter. That maybe a fish, a salamander or other frogs… they’ll cling themselves to whatever they think is *hot*.
Often male toads cling themselves to other male toads and, except for a few gay ones, the bottom one is mostly not amused. You’de expect him to give a fierce roar or maybe even fight to get rid of the horny sex mate, but no. The way a distressed toad shows his displeasure is by making a squeaky sound like a young bird… which probably only encourages the dominant top one: ‘wow, what an exciting chick!!’
Well, this couple above I saw in the pond seems to be of a traditional type; male/female. No rape, no squeaking but a happily consumed love, with some hot and steamy under water sex!
And here a few more floating love pictures…
Hold on tight darling!
Ménage à trois
Complicated Kamasutra work…
Look at the large picture to see the mini voyeurs on his head…
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Hot underwater! I agree with them. 😍
You naughty toad 😉
*grins* You caught them in the act of love, but they don’t seem to mind at all. Nice, Noortje!
Thank you Marion, they were sort of glued together and were way to busy to be bothered by me 🙂
Great shot and very amusing commentary!
Thank you… it was quite amusing there at the watersite… 🙂
Leuk je gisteren gehoord te hebben bij de Taalstaat!
Met een groet,
Daphne Kaffka
Wat leuk dat je luisterde!!
Een groet terug, Daphne!
The other day my daughter showed me a video of a toad riding the head of a big fish. I didn’t know what I was watching but I do now… and I feel sorry for the fish!
I’ve seen a picture of this… but I think that although it happens, it happens rarely, so don’t go and hate the poor toads that can not help their libido and bad sight…
No way, I won’t hate Mr. Toad. The combination of libido and bad sight can lead to awkward situations; once I had Mr. Toad on my bare foot when I was getting ready for a swim in open water. No soft squeaks from me, I’m afraid. But I forgave him a long time ago.
It is amazing to see that love can be so intense, even for this tiny feller !
And ofcourse his eyes might not be so good, but you just don’t make love with yer glasses on….
(ooooh, btw I just love these creepy chaperones on her head… what a picture, Noortje !)
I did not see these chaperones, until I looked at the picture on the computer… bonus 🙂
Hilarious. They are rather ugly creatures.
Ugly??? I think they are adorable cute, especially with there clumsiness…
Hoezo koudbloedig??? 😉
P.S Ik heb je zaterdag op de radio gehoord, super!!!
Wat leuk Els, dat je luisterde!!
En ja, een rake opmerking… niks koudbloedig 🙂
Foto 1 is volgens mij gewoon een oud geil menneke, of is hij zo verrimpeld door het water? 😀
Wel blij dat je even waarschuwde dat het niet geschikt voor kinderen was, altijd fijn van te voren te weten wat je te wachten staat toch 😉
by the way, leuk je eens op de radio te horen 🙂
Een oud, rimpelig en pokdalig geil menneke… 🙂
Ennuh, leuk dat je hebt geluisterd!
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